Ewing Oil Co - Dallas, Texas - Unisex T-Shirt freeport Teddy Roosevelt already looked like

Teddy Roosevelt already looked like a guy two bourbons into explaining why he could beat up every other president

and yellow lava flames

and two green leaves sits beside distressed white text reading "SAN JOSE

Nobody at the table is fooled

Ewing Oil Co - Dallas, Texas - Unisex T-Shirt freeport Teddy Roosevelt already looked likeThe family business where backstabbing was a quarterly deliverable and getting shot was just another Tuesday. Corporate America wishes it had this level of commitment to hostile takeovers. Inspired by Dallas. The Details: Features a vintage oil company logo with a red Texas state outline, an oil derrick illustration, and text reading "Ewing," "Oil Co.," "Est. 1930," "Dallas, Texas" with a lone star in red, white, and blue distressed typography. Fit &